stankleberry

I am back from the death penalty

2007-06-08T13:40:00Z

It was not pleasant. I am dead.

I am having major stress and sadness today

2005-04-27T04:52:36Z

I just found out that I am going to be executed to death soon. The other day I was minding my own business and this guy was like, "Hey, do you want to help me make crime?" So I was like, "I don't know, isn't that illegal?" Then the guy was like, "Come on, dude, don't you want to be cool?" So I was like, "Fuck yea, I want to be cool." So then he was like, "So, let's just make these crimes. Then you will be as cool as Elvis." So we went and made crime and the judge just told me that I am going to be getting the death penalty. I am so pissed at that guy that told me to make crimes. What a jerk.

Check out my new colors and shit

2005-04-25T19:03:55Z

I just fixed up my LiveJournal so it looks kewl. If you don't like it you can go kiss a bear.

stankleberry @ 2005-04-25T11:54:00

2005-04-25T15:59:57Z

Yesterday I saw a bird get hit by a car. When I saw the bird flying towards it I screamed out, "Bird, don't fly in front of that car! You'll die!" I don't think it heard me, though. I was crying and having funerals for it. Now I am going to plant a tree in its honor.

My online LiveJournal funeral for "decay" or "oblivion"

2005-04-20T17:58:43Z

Oh "decay" or "oblivion", you were a good mouse. Why did you have to eat that cheese from a trap? Why!

Oh lord, please take "decay" or "oblivion" into your special house of mouses and make sure it has enough cheese, preferably cheese that is not attached to a mouse killing machine.

Oh lord, please forgive the people that murdered "decay" or "oblivion". Please give them torture to make them be more nice. Please make their children grow up to be stupid.

In closing, we thank you, lord, for giving us death and sadness. We shall now light "decay" or "oblivion" on fire so that it will stop stinking.

We loved you, "decay" or "oblivion". Sorry we touched you with our diseased looking hands.

I am sad about this test

2005-04-20T15:06:45Z

I took a test about myself on the internet and it said that I am "hate". I'M CRYING NOW!

You are Hate.

You care little to nothing about people and things
around you. You are consumed by feelings of
animosity and loathing towards everything or
one thing and it affects your view of all that
is around you.

What Emotion Are You?
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I just saw a dead deer

2005-04-19T22:48:20Z

When I saw it my eyes started to make tears. Then I thought, "Oh my god, I am so sad for that deers." Now I am crying again.

Oh god, I am so sad

2005-04-19T22:40:28Z

I am sad again. I just thought about my friend and it made me said. I am thinking about a tree and I am sad for it. Now I am looking at my arm. I'm sad about it.

Today I am crying

2005-04-19T22:37:48Z

I am crying today because I am sad. Now I am looking at a picture. It's making me feel sad. The TV is making me sad. I am crying some more.